I don't hate many things

but man alive i really hate wearing flip flops in the rain. your feet get all slidey and slimey and its just really fuckin gross. i'm only wearing these shoes today because they are the only shoes i have that match my outfit, except my tried and true blue and pink polo slip-ons, but i can't wear those because they rub the cut I got on the linen cart at work.

tragedy. sliced my heel like achilles.

i demanded $100 dollars in workers comp, but nobody took me seriously. They gave me a band-aid instead. Too bad.